Frederick The Deceptive Frog

Boy can that owl party! But I can have more fun. I’m bigger and better than everyone! I’ve even tricked the serpent into thinking that I’m poisonous! Do I know the gnomes? Yes, I tell them what to do all of the time! Since I know everyone and everything I know where he is but I won’t tell you. It’s been a big adventure so far. You should go visit my cousin and relax a little! He likes to meditate in what he calls the infinite loop. He’s also the lookout for the Southwest forest intruder entrance. He’s past the crossroads. I PROMISE he knows the location!